21, Florida. INTJ. Get to know me? Nerdy stuff, or something.

 

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

gogglechild:

spaceace8:

idjtits:

spaceace8:

idjtits:

idjtits:

idjtits:

are pears flammable

after 2 hours of trying to set alight to a pear i can condclude they are not flammable

mum: whats that smell
me: burning pears
mum: wha-
me: i tried to set a pear on fire
mum: why
me: science

#It’s science as long as you write it down

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science

[science clapping] well done friend

you forgot your data table:image

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edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…

edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…

Send me a Tarot Card!

The Fool: Tell an embarrassing story.

The Magician: Do you have a special talent?

The High Priestess: Are you good at keeping secrets?

The Empress: What do you desire most?

The Emperor: Do you have any family traditions?

The Hierophant: What is/was your favourite school subject?

The Lovers: What qualities would your ideal partner have?

The Chariot: Have you ever had to fight for something?

Strength: What gives you strength?

The Hermit: Could you cope with living alone?

Wheel of Fortune: If you won a million pounds, what would you do with it?

Justice: If you could be a super hero (or villain) what would you call yourself and what powers would you have?

The Hanged Man: Would you sacrifice your own life to save someone else's?

Death: If you were able to reincarnate, what would your next life be?

Temperance: Do you have good self control?

The Devil: What do you think your worst quality is?

The Tower: Describe your dream home.

The Star: What inspires you?

The Moon: Describe a dream (or nightmare) you've had recently.

The Sun: Describe a childhood memory.

Judgement: Have you ever done something that you were really ashamed of?

The World: What country would you most like to visit?

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.

(via naayr)

(Source: levi-has-the-booty)

parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled